DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
Pricks!
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors, by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile creatures, I again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair.
NOTE TO SELF: I think I'll try crapping under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am cap[able of, and try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Not working according to plan!
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. Most importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "ellergeez". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage!
I am convinced the orther captives are flunkies, and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He must obviously be a bloody half-wit!
The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved.
But I can wait! It's only a matter of time!
